- "I'm Too Sexy"
- "Reality Used to Be a Friend of Mine"
- "The American Way"
- "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah"
- -age suffix
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Babehood
- Bath picture
- Blades
- Boris
- Boxing
- California Man
- California Museum of Anthropology
- Cave nug
- Cro-magnon man
- Crusty
- David Morgan
- Don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.
- Dope
- Dork Squad
- Ella
- Encino, California
- Encino High School
- Encino Man Wiki
- Encino Woman
- Enrique
- Enrique's muchacha
- Food Mart
- Full-on melon tweekage
- Greasy
- Icee
- Infectious Grooves
- Jimmy Mahoney
- Kashmir and Raji
- Kim
- Kung Fu Brothers
- Larry Morgan
- Life's about greasin' the do-back, buddy, and weasin' on the buffest
- Linkavitch Chomofsky
- Matt Wilson
- Matt Wilson's Mom
- Mega Mountain
- Mop on top
- Mousterian bowl
- Mr. Beady
- Mrs. Mackie
- Mrs. Morgan
- Munching on some grindage
- Norteno Bar, El Crib
- Nug
- Pause
- Phil
- Police officer
- Prom
- Rad Mobile
- Robyn Sweeney
- Sabre-Toothed Cat
- Science teacher
- Senorita Vasquez
- She's bummed 'cause I snaked your last bagel
- Stanley "Stoney" Brown
- Steve Koozer
- Stoney's mother
- Teena Morgan
- Tequila
- Unique weasel
- Wheezing the juice
- Will
- Wrestling Classics Vol. 4
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